(Him, leafing through the mail): "Um, Dr. B----- sent you a flier for a conference on surviving breast cancer. It's all day Saturday, Sept. 29"
"Oh... (glancing briefly at it). Um, I would actually pay good money NOT to have to go to that."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really. I'm already pursuing alternative therapies and exercising and writing about my feelings... I really don't want to have to be lectured about it for a whole day."
"So, I'm guessing you're not interested in going to this fundraiser with Jill Eikenberry either."
"I am SO not interested in going to see Jill Eikenberry. In fact, they would be better off mailing a letter threatening to send Jill Eikenberry to my house unless I give them money."
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